Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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