omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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