I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The feeling are messing with the penis
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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