I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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