3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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