Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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