Nicole vs. Life
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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