I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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