If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
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There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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