that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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