LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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