I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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