Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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