Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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