Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
