"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
should my penis look like a turkey
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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