They should really pass out barf bags in church
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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