He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
