just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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