Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i dont even know how to be here
Don't EVER smell your tampon
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
