You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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