will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
