I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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