it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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