I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I wish there were birth control emojis
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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