the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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