Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
