you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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