Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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