so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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