Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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