think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
