Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
