Dual....:-)
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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