And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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