lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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