the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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