Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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