Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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