I'm eating all of the evidence.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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