Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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