if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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