Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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