How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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