So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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