Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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