we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We need to rekindle our bromance
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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