Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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