You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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