on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
