I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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