what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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