My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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