You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
jump out the window naked night went bad
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