Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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