This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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