If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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