Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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